Metal Lyrics…… December 15, 2008
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So in a passive aggressive (I didn’t start it but if you want to play passive aggressive games with me…I WILL win) effort to annoy my housemate, I listened to the Heavy Metal channel all night at impressive volume.
I like metal, death metal however just amuses me. I find myself trying to understand the lyrics. If I can not understand the singer I will make up lyrics that sound close and sing along. I have a few from the past that I still sing, even that I know the correct lyrics:
no more berry water = war for territory
Roots, carrot roots = Roots, bloody roots (I actually understood this one, but death metal bunny said it should be carrot roots….and so it shall)
I got your cat! = ?
WHOA salad time!= ?
The chosen pinesol = ?
We’re shaped like a thing = ?
A million tacs = A million doves (hahaha)
Cookie cookie coo kie = Dead flesh’ re-animates
You get the idea.
I’m melting…..MELTING November 26, 2007
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Why does the news suck so bad? When I am bored I amuse myself with the stupidity of the human race. Today they fail.
I need to find people dressed up like cows, protesting beef, and chase them around dressed up like a fork or a knife…or maybe a hamburger bun. That would be funny…
Make signs for the promise keepers convention that says ‘I Love your wife too ‘
What else would be fun?
Maybe I will call some telemarketers and harass them.
Thoughts on Vandalism, Death, and Secret Societies June 30, 2006
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My son’s summer camp has an activity bus for swim lessons, field trips, and that sort of thing. Every Friday someone has vandalized it. Not just your normal spray paint , these kids shoot out al the windows, smash all the mirrors, smash all the lights, spray paint, and get this, shit all over the seats. These kids obviously have some mental issues that need addressed. Teenagers get bored and do stupid things…I did. But shitting on the seats?! That takes a very special type of person that needs attention in the worst way before he or she does something worse. GRRR The police also think that the people or person doing this is connected to the vandalism of two cemeteries in the area. These kids pushed over every single tomb stone they could. I think that kids like this need to have their asses kicked, then sterilized and in some cases breathing privileges should be revoked.
Death…there has been a little too much of that for me this month. A friend of my husbands and many of my friends passed this month. He was a fantastic person and I enjoyed talking to him very much, while I didn’t know him outside of talking to him a few times, he is one of the most wonderful people I have ever met and it is tremendously sad he was taken from us. Also this week we (we = my place of employment) lost a brilliant and fantastic human being. I attended his memorial this morning and was truly uplifted and motivated by the life this person lead.
I learned of a castle here in Chapel Hill, it is owned by a ‘secret’ society called the Order of Gimghoul. Secret societies fascinate me tremendously. What a brilliant person that came up with the idea. People are attracted to secrets and that makes it appealing right off the bat! Along with the need to find out more about this ‘secret’ there is the need to belong and the need to bond. How brilliant is it to say “Hey! I will make a society of wealthy, powerful, and brilliant people, then to interest them I will make is secret and by invite only, then I will have the networks of wealth, power, and intelligence”. This should be appealing to those in the society as well, who doesn’t want such a network of people? *droll* I am so easily consumed by the idea it’s scary. I was wondering to my husband why there are not such societies for women, and his answer, while it pissed me off, made sense. “Would you join a secret group that was for women only?, You would think they were stupid”. *Sigh* and he is right I would, who wants to join a group of women….I know how they can be in groups. I am one. If I had the $$ it took to start one up I sure as hell would anyway. Perhaps not only male or female, a co-ed if you will.
Yeah that’s my rambling for now….
