Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? December 15, 2007
Posted by Rachael in Uncategorized.Tags: all you base, crazy town, evil bitch, grrr, la rant, zombies
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Why do people feel the need to crowd me in lines? Checkout lines at the grocery store to be more specific. Do you really need to stand up my ass? Back the fuck off.
*lolth gets a piece of chalk out of her pocket and draws a circle on the ground around her* Do you see this circle? This is called personal space, unless you are invited to enter this space please stay out of it unless you would like to invoke the homicidal rage the lives inside this cute little geeky looking girl.
Also don’t get pissed at me when I push you out of my way to pay at the self checkout….yes that’s right I am still using that and you are in my way. Oh and yes I am still bagging my things if you scan your items and then come down the belt and mix with mine…how is this my problem if they get bagged with my things or I shove them out of my way. Stupid impatient asshat perhaps you should learn to wait your turn.
*loth smiles her 1000watt smile* Oppsie! So sorry about that I didn’t mean to smash your bread with my bag in the area I was still using *Super happy smile and wave* Have a great day! Bye bye!
Also Mr. Self check out cashier, I do not come to the self check out to chat with you. I come because I don’t want to be bothered. I want to scan my own stuff pay for it and leave with out any annoying forced pleasantries with people I could care less about. “Oh it must be lunch time hehe” …“Why yes it is! I am quite famished dismembering people for the great feast of Cthulhu takes a lot out of a girl…whew”
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