Brief moments of lucidity.
VILNIUS, Lithuania — In these difficult times for creditors, a Lithuanian debt collector is offering an unconventional service to retrieve arrears: witchcraft.
The Vilnius-based firm has hired Vilija Lobaciuviene, the Baltic nation’s most famous self-styled witch, to hunt down companies and individuals who are failing to pay their debts amid the credit crunch.
This is freaking funny as hell. Bitch pay your bills or we will get our witch to curse you. hahahaha
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In this article, a woman is suing to have a tattoo shop closed because her 14 year old had a tattoo when she cam back from Thanksgiving.
Wait……what? This woman is seriously suing the shop and not pointing and laughing at her kid? I think when your child reaches 14 you need to stop blaming the world for what your kid does and start blaming him.
“Toi Jenkins said her 14-year-old son went to The Ink Well, on Murchison Road, when she was out of town over Thanksgiving and came away with a tattoo on his left forearm.”
Obviously she thinks the kid is old enough to be on his own, or maybe it is she expects video games, television, or the rest of us to do her job while she is away? If he was supervised why not blame the person who was caring for him? Why not blame him? Why not blame YOURSELF. It is not like me to blame the mother (or father) for something a teenager does, teenagers are a pain in the ass, but don’t be a stupid bimbo.
“It was, like, he didn’t care. He took (my son’s) money, and he tattooed him,” Jenkins said.
Well yeah! That is how businesses operate, you pay them for a service and they do said service. I mean it is not like the kid was out robbing liquor stores, breaking into someone’s house, or shooting at some rival gang kids. It is just a damn tattoo, if you don’t like it make him get it removed, add the word ‘mom’, or maybe just ignore it. If it turns out he hates it that will be punishment enough. Hopefully the kid didn’t get some chick’s name.
“He’s still a child, and he’s still my baby,” she said of her tattooed son.
You do not regard this young man as a child or you would have had someone responsible watching over him. Also what the hell is a child doing with enough pocket change to get a tattoo?
Hand basket! A hand basket, I am telling you!
The Hello Kitty Militia!
Bad Thai cops to endure Kitty shame
Thai police officers who break rules will be forced to wear hot pink armbands featuring “Hello Kitty,” the Japanese icon of cute, as a mark of shame, a senior officer said Monday.
Police officers caught littering, parking in a prohibited area, or arriving late — among other misdemeanors — will be forced to stay in the division office and wear the armband all day, said Police Col. Pongpat Chayaphan. The officers won’t wear the armband in public.
The striking armband features Hello Kitty sitting atop two hearts.
“Simple warnings no longer work. This new twist is expected to make them feel guilt and shame and prevent them from repeating the offense, no matter how minor,” said Pongpat, acting chief of the Crime Suppression Division in Bangkok.
“(Hello) Kitty is a cute icon for young girls. It’s not something macho police officers want covering their biceps,” Pongpat said.
He said police caught breaking the law will be subject the same fines and penalties as any other members of the public.
“We want to make sure that we do not condone small offenses,” Pongpat said, adding that the CSD believed that getting tough on petty misdemeanors would lead to fewer cases of more serious offenses including abuse of power and mistreatment of the public by police officers.
